I got my Walter White t-shirt in the mail yesterday & it made its public debut today. I knew it was a strong choice, but I really wasn’t expecting to get QUITE as many stares as I ended up receiving.
There were two kinds of stares - from lame people who’ve never seen Breaking Bad & were thinking “Why does that weird girl have such a creepy guy on her shirt?” and then people who were like “YEAH BITCH! WALTER WHITE!” (they thought that in a Jesse Pinkman voice, naturally).
The shirt got more happy stares from guys than a shirt that displayed a super amount of cleavage would.
I put the picture I took of myself in the shirt on instagram and I regret not captioning it “white on white on white”. After I thought of that, I instantly started thinking…. If I was getting married this summer, I’d wear the shirt to bed the night before the wedding and then when I woke up I’d take a picture of myself and post it online with a caption saying -“the bride wore White”.
Apparently I don’t fantasize about getting married / weddings… nope, I just fantasize about making Breaking Bad related wedding jokes on instagram.
Also: in a bookstore I caught a 12-ish year old boy trying to sneakily page through 50 Shades of Grey and I stared at him until he saw me looking and he sheepishly ran off. I like to think that he thought both Walter and I were judging him. Find some better sex-related reading material, kid.